churchsext:

thelegendofsugarbear:

communistbakery:

we’re up all night to get l

axatives for this horrible diarrhea

if you’re about to take laxatives for diarrhea then I’ve got some urgent news for you comrade

hamburgerwithtea:

hamburgerwithtea:

You asked, I deliver
[text added and submitted by snowywolff, she’s too precious for this world]

this is underrated, everyone should blog!

hamburgerwithtea:

hamburgerwithtea:

You asked, I deliver

[text added and submitted by snowywolff, she’s too precious for this world]

this is underrated, everyone should blog!

My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark - Sped Up
FOB

badbunnyfoofoo:

just-paper:

pal3trash:

I hate that gif for fitting the song perfectly

That should not have been that fun to dance to

darcylewislaufeyson:

bicurious? yes, i am bi and very curious. when were balloons invented? how do they make playing cards? why do cats do the thing when you dangle strings in front of them? i have so many questions

captain-fucking-levi:

averypottermormon:

captain-fucking-levi:

ya-boy-levi:

captain-fucking-levi:

why am i not the protagonist of an amazing story

you are though—its called your life

shut the fuck up i wanna struggle fighting demons not struggle with getting out of bed every day

but those are your demons

i am hereby naming you as the antagonist and now it is my sole job to find you and hit you in the face with a chair for that bitch ass comment you just made

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

tatsudai:

okay anon i don’t know what i expected but it certainly wasn’t this

blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that

gomasio666:

リアルっぽい練習

squided:

lenkagamin-e:

squided:

It’s almost fall you know that means we will all be needing some

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dont bring this back

I waited an entire year to make this post.  It’s coming back.

stunningpicture:

Pulled a layer of ice off a leaf

stunningpicture:

Pulled a layer of ice off a leaf

rhymewithrachel:

only like 1% of the population can make ‘your mom’ jokes without crying


by ymzk

by ymzk

anotheruserinhere:

America’s tongue….. ugh that sexyness. 

anotheruserinhere:

America’s tongue….. ugh that sexyness.